The end of an Era, the Arstotzkan Union mourns the death of Queen Elizabeth II
- arstotzkanunion
- Sep 9, 2022
- 1 min read
MACROTON - At 5:30am New Zealand Standard Time, Operation: London Bridge, was activated and many in the Arstotzkan Union and New Zealand woke up to the news of the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The First President immediately announced the death on Instagram and flew the New Zealand Flag on the side of the Presidential Residence in Gollandiya.
The official statement of the Arstotzkan Federal Government is:
It is with deep sadness that the Arstotzkan Federal Government announces the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Our deepest condolences to her family and may God Save King Charles III.
The First President has announced that he will make an official statement to the Arstotzkan Public later tonight.
The First President, who is also the Secretary General of the TCM and Gen. Samantha Johnson, who is the General Secretary of the TAMTO alliance, have both agreed to halt any military operations during the Commonwealth - Empire War.

Her Majesty, pictured in 2015.
This Article was published under the Copy and Protection Act 2019 as property of the Arstotzkan Union National News Network by leading Government Journalist 'Anon'. Any faults or inconstancies with this story should be sent in writing to the Arstotzkan Press Directorate of the Arstotzkan Federal Government:
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DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
God rest her Soul